"Hey, what are you doing to me? Get this thing off me! Hate you. Hate the leash. Hate you!"
"Feet are cold and wet! Bad! Delicate kitten is freezing and dying!"
"What was that?!"
"Ok, that's enough. Let's go inside!"
"Cold and wet on my poor little feet!"
"Now how do I open this thing?"
"Crap! I don't have thumbs!"