Saturday, February 14, 2009
Smooth is my middle name.
Of course, my first name is Not At All and my last is In Any Way. I was at my local hippy grocery store last week, when I saw the hottest guy. He looked just like Seth Green, only taller and hotter, if you can believe it. We made eye contact . . . and I turned and fled. Sigh. Smooth like a really bumpy thing.
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Maybe next time....
Oh dear. I'm going to have to teach you how to flirt. Course it helps not being shy.
*sigh* no one's like Scott Evil
Solution= lurk at local hippy store on regular basis. Never grocery shop all at once :) Also, smile and wear your cute new sweater.
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